So at water aerobics class on Thursday I am jogging around creating a vortex with the 2 other class members when Joy (the white-haired grandmotherly member of the class) says to me "I can tell you got a professional haircut"
"how?"
"All your hairs are the same length"
"Thank You?"

Thursday night Kim asked me to paint her toenails and fingernails
"Sure"
First we pedicured her toenails and painted them before moving on to her fingernails. As I went to trim her fingernails she asked "Will you teach me how to do this?"
How do you teach a blind person how to clip their fingernails? I was at a loss for words mostly.